I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
A+ Viking dick
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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