A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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