Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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