you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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