Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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