Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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