I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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