Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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