The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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