walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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