yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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