He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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