Having a random hookup so left but love u
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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