next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
he thought i was a dude.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
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