Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
where am i from again
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Randomize
