There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I need water and some morals
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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