just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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