I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
No stitches, just platelets and will power
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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