well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Alive.
So much puke
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
