If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
