PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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