im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
DR UNK TOWN USA
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He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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