I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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