My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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