Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
Randomize
