Me. At least after what I've been through.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
She's the barista slut.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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