Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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