Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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