Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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