there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Randomize
