I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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