She's JV to your varsity
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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