another moral hangover. fuck.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Randomize
