so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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