See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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