We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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