The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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