we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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