Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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