So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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