i just wanna soil my oats bro
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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