I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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