She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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