It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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