that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
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