Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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