Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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