honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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