Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Damn victory sex feels great
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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