I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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