dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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