i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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