Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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